I’ve had like no success on Tinder so let’s see how I do if I’m a burrito instead
Update: it’s 30 seconds of swiping and I have 8 matches already I didn’t know that’s possible
JESUS CHRIST HOW DO YOU NON-UNGGOS DEAL WITH THIS KIND OF ATTENTION I CAN’T MULTITASK MESSAGES I HAVE LEARNED THI SABOUT MY SELF TODAY
THIS IS WHY I AM SINGLE
What if the story that I have to tell my kids one day is that I met their mother while acting like a burrito? God, that’d be so romantic
JESUS CHRIST I”VE GOTTEN 8 NUMBERS TONIGHT
No one man should have ALL THAT POWER
THAT LAST COMMENT WAS ME OMFG
This has gotten out of hand. 1878 matches and counting. Guys, I’ve literally gotten 200 times the amount of matches I’ve ever gotten on my actual Tinder in just 4 days.
Why am I still doing this
A couple people asked what’s been happening with this. I deleted it almost 2 weeks ago because I got overwhelmed with the notifications on my phone (plus it was draining my battery).
That was the last screenshot I took, but it ended up being more around 3500 matches before I deleted it. Surprisingly, I met some cool people, some cute people and learned a lot about myself and the way I behave when I’m interested in someone. The end, THE BURRITO TINDER SAGA IS OVER AND HAS BEEN OVER.