I wanna shave so badly right now. MAYBE GURLZ WILL DATE ME AND STUFF THEN.
Shave or don’t?
I don’t understand why people are posting collarbones on my dash so much today.
Here. Enjoy my nonexistent ones.
Q:Why no selfies lately?
Anonymous
I’m going to assume that mental image will lead to your first time ever having multiple orgasms. Congratulations.
I DREW YOU AS AN ADVENTURE TIME CHARACTER
YOU’RE WELCOME
SORRY IT KINDA SUCKS??
I LOVE YOU.
I really, REALLY don’t like how I look shaved. I pretty much make the grumpy cat face everytime I see myself (well, maybe not the right sized eyes…)
FOREVER ALONE.
This was me on the last day of No Shave November, for those who care.
Strange how this surplus of time suddenly appears everytime I have an essay due the very next day.
Also, I got a Batman Snuggie just because my roommate says he hates Snuggies. Yeah, I kinda hate them too now. BUT LOOK. A BLANKET WITH NO ARM RESTRICTION. I AM FREE TO TYPE THIS AND NOT GET LAID BY ANYONE ON MY FLOOR.
Things that happen when I’m drunk:
- These pictures.
- Apparently, I speak perfect Korean.
Hooray for studying.
The story of a man in California named Ephraim Lee chronicled through whatever the fuck amuses him. Currently one of the many Asians currently enrolled at UC Berkeley, studying film because he was born seeing in widescreen. Destined to die alone with his dog, Ellie.
