Things that happen when I’m drunk:
- These pictures.
- Apparently, I speak perfect Korean.
Hooray for studying.
This was my last pic with Ellie (and her dog Snuggie).
Meanwhile, I’ve finally got internet in my room and I’ve met a couple interesting people (none of which live in my building).
End of the sad crazy dog man. Time to be awesome again.
Crap. Is it just me or am I about to go out dressed as Ben Wyatt?
OH LOOK. I can embed it.
Forever alone.
I just shaved. I miss my face sweater.
Grumpy from the all-nighter and having to run errands on no sleep, but the good news is my Batman / It’s Always Sunny mash-up shirt arrived.
(ignore the messy hair)
(and the fact that I’m attempting no-shave November and failing miserably)
Q:Is Ellie more like your girlfriend or your daughter?
Anonymous
Oh god, you’re a crazy dog man’s dream anon. You know, there are days where she’s basically my girlfriend because she watches TV with me, eats with me, and cuddles with me… but she does have her moments where she likes to be cold-blooded & ignore me.
Other times, I can’t stop her from licking me.
Ultimately, though. I clean her shit & I feed her… once in a while I try to force my interests on her (in the form of nerdy dog costumes). So I’m going to assume our dynamic is one of a fairly happy father & daughter.
Oh god, forever alone.
Boredom ensues while I wait, but this arrived on my doorstep (finally). Congratulations to my phone for having a shitty camera.
The story of a man in California named Ephraim Lee chronicled through whatever the fuck amuses him. Currently one of the many Asians currently enrolled at UC Berkeley, studying film because he was born seeing in widescreen. Destined to die alone with his dog, Ellie.
